- 10:34 If I don't acquire a decent cup of coffee, heads are gonna roll. #
- 00:03 @misseas Howdy; welcome to the madness! #
- 08:50 @danielpiper Good luck, sweetness! #
- 11:20 Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Be safe if you're driving anywhere! #
- 12:57 TGIMFF!! #
- 21:13 Eleven can't get here fast enough; wanna get home and chill. #
- 23:11 Woo for a 3 day weekend cram-packed with rum and awesomeness! #
- 02:22 @instructionfree eww no; rum only comes two ways: in the bottle, or in my gullet, so sayeth the pirate. #
- 13:36 Fetching my woozels...so excited!! #
- 05:41 Ki...ki...ki...ma...ma...ma... Happy Friday the 13th! I love this day! #
- 03:04 @instructionfree well duh, that fixes everything! #
- 03:05 Will be preparing the house for ferrets this week! #
- 07:29 Finally going to bed! #
- 20:06 @SusanPowter that sounds delish! #
- 02:58 Contemplating the value of footy pajamas in my lonely bed. #
- 01:39 Sleeping Ninja: The Nappening #
- 13:24 @DrewFromTV Tweezers and a magnifying glass! #
- 14:28 @therealjoebob Nope; let's fire up the Vita-Mix! #
- 23:09 @danielpiper Chipotle is not your burrito baby-daddy! Chipotle was with me last night! #
- 00:58 Had a fantastic weekend, now.gearing up for the work week! #
- 14:58 Gotta set some candy out in case kids come, since apparently the devil rips your face off if you actually trick or treat on halloween. #
- 03:58 @PFTompkins Isn't that always the way? #
- 03:59 Just watched Black Candles...let's just say it was an experience. #
- 04:00 Oh, and happy halloween, everyone! Be safe if you go trick or treating! #
- 13:27 headed to work! #
- 23:36 @alyankovic I'll never forget meeting you; I cried b/c I was so happy to meet you face to face, and you hugged me! You rock! #
- 14:45 Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go... #
- 01:44 Three more days till Halloween, silver shamrock! #
- 17:45 I GOT A JOB!!!! #
- 17:01 Beep boop beep boop beep I like machine noises. #
- 11:50 @instructionfree I'm okay; still trying to find a job and fighting the flu. #
- 00:37 @instructionfree what's wrong, hon? #
- 00:38 I am but a sock puppet on the hand of God. #
